Now mind you, I didn’t look young at all and she was probably used to working with 5 year olds all day. Behind him comes in a super hot female medical student who is maybe a year older than me at the most. So I’m sitting on the table in my underwear and my doctor walks in.
Even though the nurse lady didn’t tell me to.(I guess you don’t normally get down to your underwear when you’re older?) Long story short, I did what I always did when I’d get a physical. My parents suggested I just see my old pediatrician. I hadn’t been to the doctor in a while and needed it ASAP. For whatever reason when I was 20 and in college I needed a physical.
Rescued the situation when he asked me, “Just what the hell kind of sex have you been having?” My response was simply: “The fun kind.”Ģ0. At my first checkup a few days later, the urologist at the hospital said, “Oh! It’s YOU!” Accidentally ripped half my foreskin off while having sex. I don’t know if this was pervy or it just didn’t occur to him but it was really, REALLY uncomfortable and it turned me off from ever going back.ġ9. I went in for my first lady parts check and the doctor would occasionally put his thumb on my clit and press hard. She then says “Stop distracting me!” I should mention, the room was very cold, and my chest, well- you know what happens.ġ8. She then seems upset, and barks “Why ze bra? yu tink I have seen no female part before?!”Īfter these pleasantries, I’m lying on the exam table, staring at the ceiling, just waiting for the whole ordeal to end, when she seems to get upset, and readjusts an electrode she just put on me. I had no idea exactly why, or what it involved, but the next thing I know, I’m in a room with his assistant – a middle aged, large, Eastern European woman whose name should be Helga or the like, telling me to “zek off yur cloz!” I take off my shoes, jeans, and shirt, remaining in a bra and undies. When I was 16, my doctor decided to run a test on my heart.